Instead of "atheist" word, we can use more bright one - "Godfree"

More realistic creationism: The man originated from monkey, and then created the God by own likeness

Accepting that you've been made by image of God, you are refuse to advance yourself. Because God doesn't need in further self-advancement.

Bible is like a man. If you torture it for a long time, it will tell you everything you want to hear (Priest said in one "National Geographic" program)

"Allah Akbar" howling is much consonant to the siren

Religion news: Jehowa Witnesses splitted in two factions - witnesses of prosecution and witnesses of defense

In Hell people are boiled in tar, in Paradise - in syrup

Let God help... himself

Everybody of us is God, but some bastard planted monkey inside us

Christian God didn't create the World, he outsourced it to Indian and Chinese ones